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This is why, on a worldwide scale of beauty from 1 to 10 — with 10 being the most beautiful — I am considered a British “7,” an American “6,” and a German “warthog.” You know what else German guys have going for them? They wear cool clothing that isn’t garish or overtly macho, and their hair tends to be stick-straight, allowing them to shape it into dazzling works of art.They stay ahead of all the latest fads and trends, so overall, their appearance is hip and fresh to the eye.I also try to be as honest as possible with my readers, so this is why all you straight women, gay men, bisexual and bi-curious individuals are about to discover the top five reasons why you should totally, absolutely, 100%, drop whatever you are doing right now and pork a German dude: german-male-model-shirtless-man-funny " data-medium-file="https://ohgodmywifeisgerman.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/german-male-model-shirtless-man-funny.jpg?

As an American, I just can’t wrap my head around free or even said tuition, but still, it’s a pretty awesome system.

It encourages high school graduates to go learn a thing or two about the world and stop being such narcissistic little shit twisters.

The German dude you choose to lay will probably have spent a great deal of time at university as well, attaining both his undergraduate and graduate degrees.

See, higher education is of great importance in Germany, and college is virtually free — the key word here being .

Instead, we gravitate toward Germans who tend to be educated, well-traveled and able to consume alcohol in social situations without winding up tasered senseless and thrown into the back of a cop car.

We’re arrogant snobs, is what I’m saying, so please keep this in mind as I make another sweeping generalization about the young men of northern Germany. They start learning English in the 3rd grade, and I know this because I have the incredible misfortune of living right next to a primary school.

(Or fruity as hell, depending upon your attitude.) Good style seems to be an inherent cultural trait across most of western Europe, but right now it’s working to the advantage of young German males.

That, or sexy unicorns are pissing in the groundwater.

All I know is young German dudes tend to have awesome bodies.

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